
This is supposed to be the season of jollity although in Saskatchewan I think this will take more than a little imagination since the Grant Devine clones are now safety bunkered down at Wascana Lake. Actually Shag is thinking about taking bets on the survival odds of the Saskatchewan Party government. The people of this province have seen a result like this twice before in our recent history. Although it is hard to feel much sympathy for the social democrats especially in their current form as "borne again" Liberals, the recently elected Sask Party government is just the old Devine Tories by another name. No wonder easterners think we're illiterates. During the 2000 federal election a woman in an Ontario city (I think it was Hamilton) was being interviewed for an "in the street" assessment of the upcoming vote. She stated her dislike for then Prime Minister Jean Chrieten but tempered her comment with the belief that although she could not stand the PM she would have to hold her nose and vote for him in order to, " keep out those cowboys from Calgary " ie. Stephen Harper and the new federal Conservative party.
On a lighter (but related) note here's another parody of that famous song sung by Ko-Ko, the Lord High Executioner of the city of Titipu, with a chorus of men "I've Got a Little List"... the original lyrics are printed out within the video attached to the "
Tis the Season" posting. You can also find links to parodies
here from other Gilbert and Sullivan operettas. The Mikado takeoff is followed by a fairly new and "correct" variant ( oh no!) of "When I was a Lad" from H.M.S. Pinafore.
I wanted to add this part earlier but will do it now on the first day of the new year. Some modern audiences see an element of (are you ready?) "racism and sexism" in the Mikado because the way the phantasmagorical Japanese town of Titipu was portrayed. But people weren't as thinned skinned back then.
'Japanese
Prince Komatsu Akihito, who saw an 1886 production in London, took no offence. When
Prince Fushimi Sadanaru made a state visit in 1907, the British government banned performances of The Mikado from London for six weeks, fearing that the play might offend him — a manoeuvre that backfired when the prince complained that he had hoped to see The Mikado during his stay. A Japanese journalist covering the prince's stay attended a proscribed performance and confessed himself "deeply and pleasingly disappointed." Expecting "real insults" to his country, he had found only "bright music and much fun." '
G.K. Chesterton had this to say:
" Gilbert pursued and persecuted the evils of modern England till they had literally not a leg to stand on, exactly as Swift did.... I doubt if there is a single joke in the whole play that fits the Japanese. But all the jokes in the play fit the English."
So IF you're getting tired of the usual fare on television and radio at this time of the year almost anything by
G. and S. would be worth listening to or watching. Normally I don't do advertising spiels on Shagya Blog but the classical label
Naxos has re-recorded some earlier versions of these operettas (with varying results according to some comments on Amazon) and they also do good work in helping to
introduce new listeners to classical and other forms of complex orchestral music. They're now the largest classical record label in the United States.
"I've Got a Little List"

As some day it may happen that a victim must be found,
I've got a little list--I've got a little list.
Of society offenders who might well be underground,
And who never would be missed--who
never would be missed!
There's the pestilential pundits who write without a clue—
All men with bloated bellies who hang out guzzling brew—
All children who play computer games and beat you just like that—
All people who like a glutton eat but keep their tummies flat—
The terrifying boss you've only just met, who on first names insists—
They'd none of 'em be missed--they'd none of 'em be missed!
CHORUS. He's got 'em on the list--he's got 'em on the list;
And they'll none of 'em be missed--
they'll none of 'em be missed.
There's the Metallica lead guitarist and the others of his race,
And Material Girl, Madonna—I 've got them on the list!
And the fearful ladies who serve spaghetti on their finest lace,
They never would be missed--they never would be missed!
Then the millionaire ball players who smirk and snort cocaine,
And unfailingly prove that even with money you cannot buy a brain;
Then there's the homophobes in the closet who curse but mostly lie,
They'd rather stay where the sun don't shine than admit they like a guy;
And that shallowest of arrogant, back-stabbing pr--ks, the corporate ladder climber-ist--
I don't think he'd be missed--I'm sure he'd not he missed!
CHORUS. He's got them on the list--he's got them on the list;
And I don't think they'll be missed--I'm sure they'll not be missed!
And the self-righteous jurists, who free the high and mightier,
Overbearing, moralistic judges—I've got them on the list!
All afternoon talk show hosts—nah, not Oprah —but especially Jerry Springer;
They'd none of 'em be missed—they'd none of 'em be missed.
And the slick politician who about corporate influences never lies,
"What, never?" Well, hardly ever when even their socks Enron buys
But it really doesn't matter whom you put upon the list,
For they'd none of 'em be missed--they'd none of 'em be missed!
CHORUS. You may put 'em on the list--you may put 'em on the list;
And they'll none of 'em be missed--they'll none of 'em be missed!
followed by:
The Businessman's Progress
( by Matthew Feldwick)
When I was a Lad I served a term,
As under manager for me old man's firm,
I cleaned the fruit and I laid the law,
And I charged them all to use the door
(And he charged them all to use the door)
In charging for use it made me see,
How I could be a captain of industry.
(In charging for use it made him see,
How he could be a captain of industry!)
In gaining money I made such a splash,
That I soon took the trouble to guard the cash,
I added the takings and divided by three
And most of the mullah came back to me!
(And most of the mullah came back to he)
In making money come back to me,

I knew I could be a captain of industry!
(In making money come back to he,
he knew he could be a captain of industry!)
When Daddy's business went down the pan,
I got myself a very clever plan.
I made a shinny plaque of brass
And vowed then never to move my arse.
(he vowed then never to move his arse.)
In not moving arse, money flocked to me,
'Til now I am a captain of Industry!
(In not moving arse, money flocked to he,
'Til now he is a captain of industry!)
In my studious office I played many games,
With income tax and capital gains,
I read the statutes of government men,
And sent bogus invoices to all of them!
(And sent bogus invoices to all of them!)
In sending these demands I noted with glee
That I could be called Captain of Industry!
(In sending these demands he noted with glee
That he could be called a Captain of Industry!)
At age thirty five, I retired to be
A worthless toff who liked the sea,
I had many a girl in every port
And spared the world but little thought.
(And spared the world but little thought)
The world got so few thoughts from me,
That now I am a captain of industry!
(The world got so few thoughts from he,
That now he is a captain of industry!)
Now poor men all, whatever you do
Whether pushing pens or shovelling poo.
If your morals are like, less than full,
Be careful to be guided by this golden rule!
(Be careful to be guided by this golden rule!)
It's only YOU that matters, and then you'll be
All very proud captains of industry!
(It's only YOU that matters, and then you'll be
All very proud captains of industry!)
And finally here is another clip from the Mikado in an up to date version from the UK. Shag would like to dedicate this one to "Harpies" everywhere.